Welcome back, recruits! We've got a mission for you!

Many appologies for not updating often, but we have nothing to work with! We could use some submissions from some of you, but if you're not up for that, maybe you could help us with our next mission. We're looking for new members. Your task...go out and recruit people. Friends, relatives, awesome artists, not so awesome artists, that crazy dude you met in an aol chat room, anyone. And, to jump start you, we'll make it a contest. Read below in our new "contest" section to check it out.

Over and out,
~FlopFishy



Welcome to Nintendo America, the club for all games rejected!

What we're about
Nintendo America is brought to you by myself, Rachel, and my wonderful friends, Sadie and Allison. It started off as an inside joke, but now is growing to be a club on dA. This club is strictly here to have a good time. We're here so you can meet some cool new deviant friends, and submit crazy art that probably no other sane club would want.

Becoming part of the club
Becoming a hard working staff member at Nintendo America is easy...Just send the club a note and put us on watch. We'll add you to our list of members, and that's that!

Submitting fart...I mean art
Nintendo Amierca is a club that is meant to be fun and funny, so don't take any contests or submissions TOO seriously. The art that will be shown on this club is just for fun...they are your ideas for a video game that would probably be denied by any real video game producer. Don't worry, we'll post some examples first.

Submitting real art
Although we are meant to be a fun club, Nintendo America does take some things seriously, and one of those is fanart. Not only are we a club where you can submit silly things, such as your own video game ideas, but you can submit video game fanart as well. The rules for submitting fanart are the same as fart art, other than it has to be fanart of a real video game (though it is not limited to anything played on a Nintendo system).

Contests...woah, that's new!
Here is where we'll update any contests we have now or in the future. We appologize, but because we sort of suck and work out of Sadie's mom's basement, we're flat out broke, and we don't have all that great of prizes to offer you. But...we'll try our best.
Current Contests
Submit some art or fart art...Prize-A nice pat on the back. You're participating in the club now : )
Recruit members. Just tell your new-found member to tell us your name, and we'll write it down...Prize-Member of the Month recognition. We're not quite sure how we'll do this yet, but we'll figure it out soon. At least by the time the contest is over.

How we got started
The joke of Nintendo America was first started when my brother and I read off a Wendy's cup that you could win a trip to the Nintendo Offices in the USA. We automattically assumed that they were run by some guy who still lived with his mom, and was located in his basement. I told my good friend Sadie, and she pledged right off the bat that when she grew up, Nintendo Amierca would be in her mom's basement. Now when Allison heard about this, we knew we had a company. The three of us would run Nintendo Amierca in Sadie's mom's basement, making rejected games for rejected systems and chowing down on pizza snacks. Now, we want to bring this to you, and offer you a part in this...erm, awesome company!

Rules...every club has them
1. You must respect the club...if you think this is a stupid club or a stupid idea, don't bother telling us. We don't want to hear it.
2. When submitting art, first submit it in your own gallery, linking us in the description of your piece, and then send us a link of the picture in the form of a note. By doing this, you give us permission to post your artwork on our page. Don't worry, we will give you proper recognition.
3. If you want to join, send us a note and put us on watch. We will add you to our members.
4. If you have any questions, please send them in the form of a note to ~FlopFishy. I will take care of them from my main account.
5. If you wish to join, add the words "death metal" to your note so we know you have read the rules.
6. By joining, you are required to link us in at least your journal entries, so word of us gets around. If we find that you are not, you will be removed from the club....maybe, if we feel mean that day.


Your lovely founders
Allison-
Sadie-
Rachel-

Our shifty-eyed arch-rival
Audrey-

Members